Glenn plays tennis with live grenades. Are you reading this? Live grenades. This is probably staggering.

But staggering doesn't overwhelm Glenn. Glenn volleys staggering back with a peace that passes all understanding -- he is calm, well-held, ready to take on anything that comes at him so that he might send it where it must go. Don't test this dude's resolve. He puts hot sauce in his ramen noodles. He's been to 14 different counties.

It's Glenn's resolve that helps hold the Kru together: he acts as the power transmission for the office, the clutch ensuring every idea that comes through our door goes, moves, and does in accordance with Maximum MIND BRU Awesomeness. He's a guru of facilitation. In essence, his job helps the creatives create better.

But seriously? Live grenades? What doesn't this man do? Let's make a list:

• Glenn doesn't let electricity harm him. He stands in lightning storms regularly, screaming at the sky with gusto.
• Glenn doesn't make bad hamburgers. He tried once to make bad hamburgers, but failed. This is the tastiest kind of failure!
• Glenn doesn't take nuthin' from nobody. Unless that nuthin' is a tennis match win. Then: he will take gladly take all the nuthins' (because, again, LIVE GRENADES.)

Loving tennis (grenades or not) more than sleep, and answering the telephone before most people even hear it ring, and aiding the office with joy -- meet Glenn, project manager and well-organized MIND BRU compatriot. His tennis racket is furious.